For years, Your Professor has called for an investigation into the price of pussy. This is only part of what I had in mind because it refers only to a chick’s wholesale cost of doing business.
What is left out here are the net benefits of having a vagina.
Nowhere in here do I see anything about the money gals save by rarely buying dinner or drinks, by not paying for air travel or hotels, by having bills paid, by not getting as many traffic tickets as men, by not having to pay legal costs when getting divorced, by living longer after not receiving the death penalties that men commonly get, by receiving vaginamony, by oftentimes getting way more in child support than it actually costs to raise a child, by living in states with “ladies nights,” by getting gifts for Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day that men generally don’t get for Valentine’s Day or Father’s Day, and by inheriting everything we bust our asses earning all our lives because we men die first, just to name a few. Hell, deduct the costs of having a vagina from the benefits, and the net profit amounts to a sweet deal for anyone with a twat, don’t you think?
One thing’s for sure: the more a chick weighs, the less her pussy costs per pound. Makes sense, doesn’t it?
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